“Beach Babe Brian” Ceramic Sculpture

Name: "Beach Babe Brian" Ceramic Sculpture
SKU: 992669
Price: 70.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£70.00

“Beach Babe Brian” — Ceramic Sculpture

Meet the only swimmer in the world who said, “You know what this beach day needs? A knitted swimsuit.”

This ceramic legend captures a moment of pure athletic ambition… immediately followed by questionable decision-making. Headfirst into the unknown, legs skyward, fully committed, slightly chaotic, and definitely not thinking things through. Dignity optional.

Let’s talk features:

Knitted-texture swimming costume – because nothing improves hydrodynamics like something your grandma could’ve made during the winter months
Magnificently hairy legs – glistening in the sun and completely unbothered by society’s expectations
Sandy base with starfish & shells – all the charm of the seaside, none of the seagulls stealing your chips

Perfect for:

Lovers of art that makes people laugh before they even understand it
Anyone who’s ever confidently committed to a bad idea
People who appreciate bold, slightly absurd design
Homes that could use 300% more “what on earth is that?” energy

Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, deep philosophical questions, and an urge to explain it to everyone who visits.

Your chance to own the sculpture that says, “I take art seriously… but not too seriously.” Because ordinary art stands still—this one dives in headfirst and refuses to explain itself.

1 in stock

Categories: Ceramic Art, Sculptures, Unusual Gifts Tags: ceramic sculpture, Funny Art, humorous art

Description

This ceramic sculpture is lovingly handmade by me, from strong stoneware clay, This is a one-off, unique piece.

He measures 27cm tall to the tips of his little pink toes and 17cm across the sandy base.

This piece made me smile whenever I spent time sculpting him, I hope those smiles are sent on to you.

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