£70.00
“Pirouette Patricia” — Ceramic Sculpture
Say hello to the dancer who took “break a leg” a little too literally… and decided to make it fabulous.
This gloriously topsy-turvy ceramic figure flips ballet on its head—because why stay grounded when you can kick your way into the spotlight? With those glossy, sky-high legs and unapologetically bold red shoes, this piece is serving drama, humor, and just the right amount of mischief. It’s like a pirouette collided with a cartwheel and said, “Yes, this is art.”
Dressed in a soft blue, undies and a ruffled tutu that looks as if it’s mid-bounce, this sculpture feels alive—like it might wiggle when you’re not looking.
At 29 cm tall to the tip of her shoes and 17 cm wide across her tutu, she’s the perfect conversation starter. Pop it on a shelf, and watch guests do a double take (and maybe try to copy the pose… results may vary).
Why it’s impossible not to love:
This isn’t just a sculpture—it’s a mood. A slightly chaotic, joyfully off-balance, wonderfully weird mood. And honestly, your space deserves that kind of energy.
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This ceramic sculpture is lovingly handmade by me, from strong stoneware clay, This is a one-off, unique piece.
It measures 29cm tall to the tips of her ballet shoes and 17cm across her tutu.
It is decorated in vibrant colours and finished with a glossy glaze.
I smiled every time I spent time making her, I hope those smiles are sent on to you.
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